There are some things in life you wanna see yourself go through, and there are some things you're better off not seeing.

Thank god for GA.

Anesthetist1: Here breathe this in, its oxygen. (puts mask on)

Anesthetist2: Your arm is going to feel like its burning (Injects arm)

*Arm starts burning like shit, hard to breathe through the mask*

Me: (muffled) Hahd to beeth... arm vehy hot

Anesthetist1: Hmm? This is the thing to make you go to sleep.

Me: (muffled) wah da fahk? Tell me dat nes tiim.. zzzzzzzzz



*Wakes up with super tight bandage wrapped around torso*

Doc1: Hi there, how you doing?

Me: Feels like someone kicked me in the stomach...

Doc1 to Doc2: he says it feels like someone kicked him in the stomach... you think the wrapping's too tight?

Doc2: Hrm... no, the wrapping shouldn't be too tight.

Me: Its... too... tight.

*Doc1 and Doc2 walk away discussing something*

Me: (wtf) Nurse... painkillers please.


Waking up at 5am feeling like you just got hit by a final atomic buster makes you appreciate the beauty of painkillers.

One more house bound day and that's it. Tomorrow I'm getting out of here at least for awhile.