So today we were brought to the beach for some navy seal obstacle course...

I can not believe they made us do that. Godamnit. Leopard crawl through sand, mud and water.

At one point you were supposed to leapord crawl under a net which went through a trench of water with a metal bar about 25 cm from the ground, so you have to bloody hell hold your breath and crawl like hell through the water. I couldn't see and ended up ramming my head into the godamn metal bar at first.

Then there were tumble falls. Like... who the hell does a tumble fall. But when you see EVERYONE being able to do it, you just godamn jump, dive, roll and breakfall. Some guys landed FLAT on their backs hahah.

The finale was a 5 METER TALL WALL that we had to clear as a group. Like, I put it in caps, because even with my supreme ninja powers, and I run at full speed, take two steps up the wall, I would not be able to grab the ledge. So we had to hoist each other up.

Luckily our group had this HUGE ass guy... which is like damn huge. Venezuela. And when someone twice your size (two point five times your size in nitek kia's case)clasps his hands and screams "SIN GAH POOH RU JUMP!", you sure as hell are going to jump into his hand.

Aight, rehearsals for talent nite now.